Trucker and waitress

[Nancy5]

A trucker came into a truck stop restaurant and placed his order. "I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards."

The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went into the kitchen and said to the cook, "this guy just ordered 3 flat tires, pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.  What does he think, this is a auto parts store?"

"No" said the cook, '3 flat tires means 3 pancakes, a pair of headlights are 2 eggs sunny side up, and a pair of running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, ok" replied the waitress,  she thought about it for a few minutes then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker. 

The trucker asked "what are the beans for'.

She replied "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up."

[dwggs]

that was a good one .. I can relate as my hubby is a truck driver

[gaylasue]

Good one!!