some jokes that i got sent to me

[aggie49]

Broken Cage
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

A: "Cheap, cheap!"


Laundromat Blues
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.


$1 Million in Heaven
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Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in Heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in Heaven?"

God said, "1 million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."


Layaway Plan
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Sam brings a beautiful woman into a fancy Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" Sam exclaims.

As the lady tries on the coat, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem. I'll write you a check."

"Very good, sir," says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared."

On Monday, Sam returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here? There isn't a single penny in your checking account."

"I just had to come by," grins Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life."

[natashaspy]

very cute, thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning!

[tjung10]

Thanks for sharing.... nice getting a smile so early on a Friday morning.

[ktheodos]

Ha ha..thanks

[msmoneybags48]

Those jokes are too rich.  They cracked me up, especially "Layaway Plan".  That was too cute.  Thanks, aggie49, for a great laugh.

[nannycoe1]

I love reading jokes, TY

[jmccaskill]

Nice way to start the day! Thanks for the grins.

[gaylasue]

Funny!  Thanks for sharing!!  I love good jokes!!!

[dodgers16]

  These are all pretty corny jokes, but luckily I love corny jokes...lol  so thank-you for sharing them with us, and if you get more please shre them

[melissajh44]

LOL, funny!

[lmrbean]

Funny jokes - thanks!  I especially liked the last one.

[tikihut5]

LOL. Thank you for sharing these.

[haimsterette]

It's always nice to smile. Thanks for the light-hearted moment this morning! Those were pretty funny jokes, especially the God one, haha. That cracked me up. 

[holmesch22]

THEY WERE CUTE JOKES THANK YOU FOR SHARING THEM WITH ME MADE MY DAY

[lepord]

Those were pretty funny. I might even remember the bird cage one.  Thanks for sharing.