Joke Of The Day 6/26

[dsine223]

One night, around 3 a.m., Larry hears a loud knocking at his door. Grumbling, he pulls on some pants and goes to answer it, and sees a small drunk man standing there. "Hey, pal, can you give me a push?" the drunk asks.
"No!" Larry says. "Do you know what time it is?" He closes the door in the drunk's face, only to turn around and see his wife.
"Now Larry, don't you remember the Golden Rule? Get out there and help that poor man," she says. Grumbling louder, Larry heads out into the night, but he doesn't see anyone. "Hey, you still out here?" he asks.
"Yeah," comes a voice out of the darkness.
"You still need a push?"
"Yeah!"
Larry still can't see anybody so he yells "Well, where are you?"
"Over here on the swing!"      

[jalishamccoy]

Omg! Interesting! 

[mc1962]

Real good.........funny

[aerobella]

Haha... I was not expecting that. 

[debrar]

Funny funny

[MTXleader]

when i first read it im like what then i thought push and swing= needs a push on the swing. it took a second or two but that was pretty good

[aoyelove]

No offence, but that joke was not mildy amusing in the least.

[sjacks16]

I'm lost...............I sill don't get it?!?

[discardedheart]

hahah, that's pretty cute ;p
 

[PMZ908]