Joke Of The Day 6/18

[dsine223]

    


A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the

hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death

experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you

have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon

recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,

liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she

figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she

was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way

home, an ambulance killed her. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

"I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of

the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you”         

[mc1962]

real cute -