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Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:   

 

 

 

   


FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
 

 

 

   


 

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 

 

 

 

 
   


TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

 

 

 

 
   


HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

   


SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
 


 


 
   


WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


 

   


TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
 


 


 
   


 
EGG TIMERS:
 
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


 


 
   

 

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally    handy to have                              around.


 

   


 
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but                              consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps                              trying.
 

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