SILENCE in an Irish Court

[cateyes1]

 The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged  with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
 A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You *bleep*!"
 The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
 The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten *bleep*!"
 The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom.  "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.  Is that understood?"
 Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."


 

[coreyw87]

  Ok kind of sick but funny.  Neighbor jokes are always funny because most of the time they are true or close to the way people actually are...............

[mh874892]

Hahaha that punch line was not what I was expecting. Too funny. 
I can see many many people from my town being more worried about the hammer than the murders. Love it!

[msmoneybags48]

Whether or not he claimed he didn't have a hammer, he murdered his wife and his mother in-law with a hammer, and he picks that time in court to swear at the defendant because he lived next door to him for 15 years!!  Too funny, but I take it it wasn't funny to the defendant.  Thanks, cateyes1.