Wendsday chuckle

[cateyes1]

 
 


IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL
 The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
 The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
 The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed
 enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees......
 

 

[msmoneybags48]

The moral to this story is she was letting the man know that he has two hands; if he don't like what she does, do it himself.  I feel that way sometimes.

[dwggs]

good one ... thanks for the morning laugh

[cneimsn]

Haven't enjoyed a chuckle that much in a long long time!  Thanks for the hardy laugh.  That was a great one!!  thanks again

[melissaotto1982]

That was a good laugh for the day!!

[pmagalei]

Thanks for sharing. That was a good one. Are you sure she was Irish and not samoan or tongan?  LOL