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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #360 on: February 19, 2016, 11:44:07 am »
"Too much agreement kills a chat."
Eldridge Cleaver

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« Reply #361 on: February 24, 2016, 11:22:43 am »
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

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« Reply #362 on: March 18, 2016, 11:16:13 am »
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman

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« Reply #363 on: April 22, 2016, 11:33:42 am »
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

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« Reply #364 on: April 27, 2016, 07:39:07 pm »
I once gave my husband the 
silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”

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« Reply #365 on: April 27, 2016, 09:55:07 pm »
"You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise."
- Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan     

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« Reply #366 on: April 27, 2016, 09:57:46 pm »
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

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« Reply #367 on: April 27, 2016, 10:04:01 pm »
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C’, the idea must be feasible."
- A Yale University management professor, in response to student Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express)

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« Reply #368 on: July 02, 2016, 08:35:51 am »
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
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