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JOKE 8/24/11
« on: August 24, 2011, 08:53:29 am »
A women was at home one afternoon when she heard a knock on the door. She opened it and found a strange man standing on her front steps.
  "Lady, do you have a vagina?" he asked. Horrified, she slammed the door in his face. The next morning, someone knocked on her door, and when she answered it, the same man was standing at her front steps.
  "Do you have a vagina?" he asked again. She slammed the door in the mans face again, and when her husband came home she told him everything that had happened.
  The husband said, "Tomorrow I'll stay home, and if he knocks on the door again, answer it. If he asks you if you have a vagina, just say yes, and then I'll pop out from behind you and tell him off."
  The next day there was a knock on the door, and when the wife opened it she found the same man standing there once again. 
 "Lady, do you have a vagina?" he asked.
 "Yes," she repiled, "I do."
"Wonderful," the man said. "Then Please tell your husband to stop *bleep* my wife."

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Re: JOKE 8/24/11
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 07:17:17 pm »
omg....hehehe...she made her point...and he made his...hahha ;D

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