Gotta a good joke??

[freepcmoney]

Times are so hard these days that women are auctually having sex with their husbands.---------------------------------------------They can't afford batteries!!!

[freepcmoney]

Apparently----NO BODY ON HERE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!! OH WELL,WHAT THE HELL!!

[Falconer02]

lol hmmm...

So I was in line at an ATM machine. This really old woman was infront of me and she asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her down to the ground! Get it!? HIYOOO!!!

(I know it's terrible but my friend said it in a Billy Crystal voice and I couldnt stop laughing)

[twol]

Hahaha good one 

[falcon9]

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass by a flower shop.
The brunette glances into the window and says, "Oh no!" The blonde exclaims, "What's wrong?"
The brunette says, "My boyfriend is inside the flower shop and he's buying flowers for me."
The blonde asks, "What's wrong with that? I think that's sweet!" The brunette replies, "Well, you
know what that means? Now I'll have to spend the next week on my back with my legs in the air!"

The blonde says, "Why don't you just use a vase?"

[bschumacher]

I wish I knew one!

[Pewbsicle]

jokes = overrated in my opinion :/

[davidf938]

Did you hear about the garbage man who thought he was the Lone Ranger? He went "To the dump,to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump".