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mc1962

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Cute Joke of the day
« on: January 15, 2011, 05:37:14 pm »
I heard this joke and thought that I would pass it on:


What do you call a Prehistoric Raincoat?


A Jurasic Parka  :BangHead: :wave:
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 06:18:15 pm »
Thats funny. I got one, Whats the difference in Snowmen and Snowwomen.... snowballs. Lol
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 05:14:49 pm »
FOOD For Thought! :crybaby2:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a *bleep* is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 05:19:15 pm »
That's a good one.....! :wave:
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 07:28:27 pm »
Quote from: dealdeal1 on January 25, 2011, 05:14:49 pm
FOOD For Thought! :crybaby2:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a *bleep* is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile

That was pretty good and probably very true.  I have to admit, that did make me smile. ;D
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 07:59:35 pm »
lol...good ones! Thanks for sharing!
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 10:08:23 pm »
Quote from: mc1962 on January 15, 2011, 05:37:14 pm
I heard this joke and thought that I would pass it on:


What do you call a Prehistoric Raincoat?


A Jurasic Parka  :BangHead: :wave:

this is cute :p
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 10:20:24 pm »
Quote from: dealdeal1 on January 25, 2011, 05:14:49 pm
FOOD For Thought! :crybaby2:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a *bleep* is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile

:thumbsup:Yes; that made me smile! It actually made me laugh after having a long day today! Yes; I am female maybe that would also make a good survey? (lol)
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2011, 07:59:10 am »
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?  Doughnuts!
What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and a cow? A Kanga-moo!
Why did God create man before he created woman?  Because he didn't want any advice!
What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard!
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 08:00:40 am »
Quote from: Mikhol on January 24, 2011, 06:18:15 pm
Thats funny. I got one, Whats the difference in Snowmen and Snowwomen.... snowballs. Lol


Liked yours better LOL LOL !!!!
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 08:18:02 am »
Lol thanks for the laughs guys.  I like short cute jokes!!  Keep posting them!!
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Re: Cute Joke of the day
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 12:36:45 pm »
Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell into mud....i know it's corny!!! ;D
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