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(The two following stories are the same bit, just from two diferent sides of... veiw *evil giggle*  it's just the talk, but still funny.  Hope you like it!)



Hot Spring



Kloe: I have to admit, this place is nice.

Feline: I still think you’re up to something.

Jarik: Come on Feefee, what could I possibly do to you at a hot spring? It’s already paid for along with the ‘all you can eat buffet ’ for tonight’s dinner, you saw me pay for it!

Kloe: To be honest, I didn’t believe you were capable of such generosity without a childish prank being involved.

Jarik: I just figured I owed the girls one, considering all I’ve done.

Feline: Well… I guess playing escort is kind of a good deal for us too, we’ll get to see them in kimonos afterwards.

Kloe: Which is why I’m goin to wearin shorts since we’ll be wearing the same.

Arkett: I don’t know about you guys but I’m goin to see if I can’t get some time with Nekko.

Feline: Don’t drink anything she gives you.

Arkett: Why?

Feline: You might not wake up a man.

Kloe: Not funny.

Arkett: ?

Jarik: Nekotenshi, what are you doing?

Nekotenshi: This mirror… Something about it feels off.

Jarik: *grabs corner of towel* Come on, just loose the towel and get in already. Unless, that is, you got something your shy about?

Nekotenshi: What the hell is wrong with you?! Let go!

Jarik: Don’t be a baby, we’re all guys here.

Nekotenshi: I said stop!

Rushica: DROP THE %$#^&$! TOWEL ALREADY!!!

Female voices: KILL HER!!


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A Day for the Girls


Nekolisious: This place is amazing! It’s just like being back home only better!

Kireina: I can’t believe that idiot has access to that much cash.

Nekko: Hay Rushica, find something interesting? Your face is red like a- *loud whisper* HOLY TOLEDO!

Nara: Oh my god! Can they see us?

Rushica: Not-at-all~

Nara: would you look at that *bleep*! Considering Arkett spends most his time sittin on a dragon, he has a really cute butt!

Nekolisious: Too busy looking at those abbes! Man, I wish Feline would stand up!

Kireina: Kloe has some nice strips! Especially that one on his… ‘lower back’.

Rushica: Crap! Everyone back!

Nekolisious: Shshshs! ….Dam-it, who invited my brother!? He’s going to sense our presence! ><

Kireina: Go Jarik! He’s got part of his towel!

Nara: Your brother has a nice *bleep*!

Nekolisious: Aren’t you too young for this?

Nekko: Ah! He almost got the towel!

Kireina: Rrrr! So close!

Rushica: DROP THE %$#^&$! TOWEL ALREADY!!!

*girls see guys looking straight at the one-way window*

All the girls: KILL HER!!