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Topic: Joke of the day. I thought it was funny! Hope some of you will too.  (Read 569 times)

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This is something my cousin sent to me on my cell phone.

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cuming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no *bleep* Bike!" :thumbsup:

I hope those of you who read it enjoyed it. It certainly made my day.

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