One of your Most Embarising Moments

[smithjcsdfw]

Every time the wind blows I get reminded of one of my most embarising moments.  My Dad always remarked when the wind was blowing hard enough to bend the branches of the trees that it was skirt chasin weather.  I had never really paid much attention to it until I was in Calgary, Alberta Canada.  Was working on a project with a Canadian Company and My boss, His boss, the senior managers of the Canadian company , and I were all heading out to lunch this breezey mid day.  And while we were waiting in front of the building in downtown Calgary, Alberta Canada a young lady walked by and of course she was having a time keeping her skirt down in the wind.  Well evidently she noticed me noticing her difficulties because she changed her course and walked right up to me and asked, "Are you enjoying the show?   Did you get to see enough?"  And with that she lifted her skirt.  Needless to say I was more than embarressed to be caught so red handed and in front of all my bosses so I couldn't say a word.  The van pulled up to the curb and we walked across to get in and the owner of the Candian company turned to me and said, "She did have nice legs didn't she?"   I of course had to agree with him as they all started teasing me on the fact that my face had turned redder than the suit that Santa Claus wears.

[jcribb16]

   Lol, that's a good one!  I'll have to think about which one I want to post!  I'll be back!

[worthberthava17]

My most embarising momemt was when my son was about 16 monts old. We were at a very well know preachers home. Thay had ask us to coffee and dessert. Every thing was going fine. My son had learn to talk. But still had trouble with some letters.  He could not pronuce the right. And his worst was any thing . That started T or F. Well one day to my relefe he got his F right. I did not know  in getting his F right he just coun't get the middle sound right.But I found this out ,that day at the pearche's house. The wife had set a great looking table.Well she had givin all but my little boy forks to eat with. He got rell still. and I got scard .Because he was never still. Then he pick up his spoon, looked at all of and said very loud I want a f##k. Of course he ment fork. I was trying to tell them he just couldn't say fork while I was ready to crew under the table. They were laughting there heads off.

[g0ku4life]

I went to school sick one morning because I had a test in 1st period (this was 11 years ago as a Senior in high school). I was sick with some stomach ailment...

About 5 min into the test, I had to seriously take the worst dump of my life, but I was stuck and could not leave. After about 30 min into the test, I was sweating from holding back explosive diarrhea with TONS of gas behind it and didn't even care how I performed on the test at that point. There was lots of battling going on, taking a few pauses to keep the floodgates closed, etc, and I somehow managed to finish my test and turned it in right at the end of class.

When I got up to hand it in, I felt a moment of relief and I made a fateful decision to drive home and not go to 2nd period at all. I only lived about 10min away at most, so I thought I would be ok to make it home.

Well, turns out I was not. Right when I pulled out of the parking lot, the force behind my dump was too great to bear. I made it about halfway home when a liquidy nuclear bomb went off in my pants, right in my car. I had NO control over it, wave after wave...

I got home and my mom didn't leave for work yet, she wondered why I was home... so I turned around and showed her my totally soiled pants, all over the place. I stayed home for the rest of the day (it was a friday too). It took about 2 hours in the shower to clean out my pants and I *never* wore them again.

My driver seat didn't fare so well.

[kilophkadamas]

When I was in the third grade, we had one of those classroom fitness tests where they would bring us out to the playground and do basic excercies. Well when it was my turn to do the pull up bar, i ripped a stanky wet fart as I was pulling up. To make it worst, it was in front of a girl I had a crush on. I dare anyone to beat that lol.

[Annella]

I was eating at a fast food place.  I was in a hurry because I was due at an important appointment.  Dressed to the nines, I managed to not spill any food on myself (which I normally do).  I got up to dump my tray into the garbage bin.  I looked down in my horror to realize one of my high heels had somehow stepped and tacked onto my skirt hem as I sat.   When I rose, the skirt came off.  There was a lady close by who tried to help me but she was laughing so hard she was no help.  

[velvet53]

When I was a teenager a guy took me to a steak house on our lunch hour. As I was cutting the steak a piece went flying off my plate and I said, "It's still alive". That wasn't bad enough but it landed on a guys lap. Oops!

[jnjmolly]

Lo that is a good one!! so many moments for me lol...This was a good topic...I needed a good laugh!! 

[sflynt81]

My most embarassing moment was when my then 1 year old son and I were shopping at a store on a military base and he decided to grab my *bleep* just as a high ranking officer walked towards us. I moved my sons hands and quickly left the store without purchasing anything.

[kenrachel1993]

i was in walmart with my 10yr old son at the time he was 2 and a half , we were right in the middle of the store and he started screaming it sounded like p_ _ _ y thank the lord he was just trying to say he was thirsty LOL