HILARIOUS JOKES..LIVE AND LAUGH 1

[cakestripe]

Sign behind an Amish horse-drawn carriage:

    "Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

    CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"

[sherieann_glino08]

   
Re: HILARIOUS JOKES..LIVE AND LAUGH 1
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 10:16:54 pm » Message ID: 213056
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Three nuns die in a bus crash and are standing outside the pearly gates.  Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Do you have any sins to confess before you enter?"  The first nun replies, "I once felt a man's private parts."  Saint Peter say, "Wash your hands in the holy water and all will be forgiven.  The third nun then rushes in front of the second nun.  Saint Peter asks, "Why did you step in front of her?"  The third nun explains, "I refuse to gargle the holy water after she washes her behind with it."


lol..

[kodomfulmanar]

hahahah, love the husband and wife in shower one

[anguyen21]

lol.  thanks for the laughs 

[tzs]

How do you catch a "unique" rabbit???


U-NIQUE up on him!!!!!

How do you catch a "tame" rabbit?


The TAME way!!!!!

[charmaine56]

 
I love men so I wont do men jokes. But how about windows.
 

Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.