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cloudsoup

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Re: men & shopping (a never-ending battle?)
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 12:51:25 am »
I think if it's my money, it's my choice how to spend it (and vice versa with my boyfriend and his money), but when it comes to stuff like rent/mortgage, food, etc. couples should split the cost.  For the most part, I think a lot of men just can't understand why we could possibly need more than one pair of black heels!  ;)

well said. we DO need atleast two of everything!

thanks for all the input. its really more a matter of him
having a huge problem that i love to shop, more so than
him going with me ... i know better than to even ask!

i guess he feels like i'm throwing my money away, but
i see it as my money to do what i want with  :bootyshake:
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Re: men & shopping (a never-ending battle?)
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 01:01:47 am »
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Re: men & shopping (a never-ending battle?)
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2009, 07:52:02 am »
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES:
o   If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
o   If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT:
o   When the check arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
o   When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
o   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
o   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
o   A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
o   The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
o   A woman has the last word in any argument.
o   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
o   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
o   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
o   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
o   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
o   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
o   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
o   A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
o   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
o   Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
o   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
o   Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
o   A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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Re: men & shopping (a never-ending battle?)
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2009, 08:02:55 am »
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES:
o   If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
o   If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT:
o   When the check arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
o   When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
o   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
o   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
o   A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
o   The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
o   A woman has the last word in any argument.
o   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
o   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
o   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
o   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
o   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
o   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
o   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
o   A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
o   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
o   Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
o   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
o   Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
o   A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Hmm I don't know if I agree 100% with ALL of those, but for the most part they're pretty true... and hilarious!

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Re: men & shopping (a never-ending battle?)
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2010, 10:25:21 am »
Funny stuff glad Im not married.  :icon_rr:

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