Snow Jokes

[plennis]

 What do you call a snowman in the summer?   A puddle.

Why was the snowman sad?     Because he had a meltdown.


What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?    A brrrr-grrr.


Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?   He was feeling under the weather.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?   Frostbite.

[linderlizzie]

These are mostly lame, plennis, but I love you, of course.

I especially like the brrr-grrr joke. It's kind of punny, honey.

[ccandpam]

Thanks for giving me a laugh today. Please keep the jokes coming.

[cathy37]

Thanks for the laughs for the day.  It is raining and gloomy today and this made my day brighter.  It is nice to have something to pick you up when you feel down.

[plennis]

In California at the lower elevations we have been getting little snow flurries that are gone within a few minutes.  I cannot believe how many people are using the first joke,  What do you call a snowman in Malibu?  Puddle.   We have had a good time with them and the kids.  LOL