Christmas Jokes

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Why shouldn't you lend money to elves?    They're always short.

Did you hear about the ski trip?    It started off fine, but went downhill fast.

Why do snowmen live at the North Pole?    Because it's cool.

Why shouldn't you trust snowmen?    They're always up to snow good.

What did the ocean say when Santa flew over?    Nothing. It just waved.

What do you call Santa when he's on a break?   A Santa pause.

Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening?    He's got a green thumb.

What's a sheep's favorite Christmas song?    Fleece Navidad.