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cateyes1

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Whaaaat LOL
« on: October 20, 2020, 04:03:06 am »
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2020, 06:36:29 am »
Ok, that's messed up. Lol!

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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2020, 07:52:05 am »
So their infidelity is worth seven bucks a week?
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2020, 12:01:54 am »
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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That was funny I needed a good laugh ya. It is amazing they are active like that at their age. I mean them cheating in the first place.
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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2020, 09:32:58 am »
That was a good one. I always enjoy when people post jokes on here. it brightens up the day :)

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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2020, 10:28:55 am »
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

That is truly the biggest mess ever.  They are so eager to have sex together, they go where they save money and still enjoy their Doctor visit.  Who is the smart one?
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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2020, 06:37:19 pm »
Wow active and saving money. 

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Re: Whaaaat LOL
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2020, 01:48:12 pm »

OH for goodness sake  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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