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cateyes1

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Chuckle, OR, no lol
« on: May 27, 2020, 12:36:04 pm »
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2020, 12:41:51 pm »
This is one of those jokes that's amusing but not funny enough to make you laugh so no chuckle.
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2020, 01:30:02 pm »
This is one of those jokes that's amusing but not funny enough to make you laugh so no chuckle.

Lol ooooook :)

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2020, 03:22:55 pm »
it was worth a chuckle thanks

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2020, 07:46:20 pm »
Smile and brief chuckle...I laughed a bit because my girlfriend works at Home Depot

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2020, 09:14:22 pm »
A chuckle, not LOL.

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2020, 10:15:54 am »
No lol but it definitely brought a much needed smile to my face so that is a good thing yes?  Thanks for taking the time to do a happy post.

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2020, 12:07:09 pm »
I would like to chuckle, but sorry, I don't get it.  It can't be because he's not in a grocery store because he said he wouldn't have asked the others where they were from!

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Re: Chuckle, OR, no lol
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2020, 03:46:02 pm »
Ba ha ha. I've heard this one before but I always forget the punch line. Good one. Thanks, cateyes1!  ;)

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