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Mother-In-Law Special
« on: July 27, 2019, 02:50:35 pm »
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. Owing to the sensitive nature of the situation...they all agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from.

After the surgery.....everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than ever ! All his friends and relatives raved about his youthful appearance...especially his mother!

One day, while alone with his wife, and overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?

''My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

Reminder: This is just a joke. Both of our mother-in-laws were dearly loved and we wish they were still here.

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2019, 03:03:09 pm »
The kids father's was one from He**   toward me. Took 13 years to  turn her around. But I did, then I divorced her son. She blamed him for everything. I am married again and  my husband's  mother loved and treated  me like a daughter. We did a lot together. But sadly she passed away 9 months after we were married, It was so sudden.  And we still miss her so much.

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2019, 03:42:20 pm »
Too funny

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2019, 05:13:46 pm »
That's a good one.  Thanks for the chuckle. :)

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2019, 05:28:34 pm »
Lol....

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2019, 07:23:02 pm »
Pretty  8)

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2019, 10:48:38 am »
Thats a good one but i love my mother and law she is a very caring and helpful person seeing her with her kids and the grand kids makes me wish my mother was like her but then i wouldn't be the person i am today.
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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2019, 06:01:48 pm »
Thats a good one but i love my mother and law she is a very caring and helpful person seeing her with her kids and the grand kids makes me wish my mother was like her but then i wouldn't be the person i am today.
All of my mothers were jewels, but I think the joke is still funny since it fits the shows on TV today.

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2019, 07:27:29 pm »
Pretty funny.  Sad to say but some people really feel that way about in laws. 

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Re: Mother-In-Law Special
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2019, 07:35:44 pm »
It is funny but thankfully I loved my mother-in-law when she was with us.  She was tough but fair and never took sides.

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