Todays chuckle

[cateyes1]

A man was sitting in a restaurant when he dropped his spoon. It was a particularly busy day, so the man thinks "Great, by the time I get another spoon, my soup will be cold."

Nevertheless, he flags down his waiter and tells him that he dropped his spoon. The waiter says "Here ya go" and produces a spoon from his vest pocket.

"Wow, that was convenient" the man says. He looks around and notices all the waiters have spoons in their pockets. "Why do you all have spoons on hand like that?" The waiter replied "We had an efficiency expert come in last week, and after a study, he deduced that the most dropped utensil was a spoon. So the manager insisted we all carry spoons to promote efficiency and customer service".

The man continued to eat his meal when he just happened to notice a piece of string protruding from a waiter's fly. He looked around and noticed that all the waiters had one. He called his waiter back over and asked about it. The waiter told him "Ohhh, that's another thing put in place by the efficiency expert. He figured out that the most wasted time was washing our hands after using the bathroom. So we all have a piece of string tied around our penises. When we take a leak, we just unzip, pull the string and go. Since we don't touch it, there is no need to wash our hands."

The man thinks on this and says, "Makes sense, but how do you get it back in without touching it?" The waiter leans in and whispers, " I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

[catchow]

OMG LOL EWWWWE!!!

[Work2hard]

Lol love the story

[bretay]

oh my...that was funny......

[ngorecki]

lol lol that's a great one. keep'em coming.

[plennis]

HAHAHAHAHA....I love the chuckles anytime they are put up.