I WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY JOKE

[MistyM3]

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I'm feeling a lil sad. I would like to hear a good joke. Please no lame ones. There are people out there that have jokes for days. So if you're one of those people then please respond.

[TheBlackRevel]

Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night about myself making jokes.

Question: Why didn't the *bleep* go to her boyfriend's basketball game?
Answer: She had to DO other things.

[MistyM3]

lol ok pretty good

[TheBlackRevel]

This other joke is kinda corny. Please, do not get offended.

Question: What did the woman say to a sexy rabbi during the bar mitzvah?
Answer: I wanna screw jou.

[MistyM3]

ahh the good old sex jokes... keep em comin...he he that was not intended

[TheBlackRevel]

Question: What did Shrek say to Donkey when he ate his condoms?
Answer: I'm going to kick your *bleep*.

[MistyM3]

EHH..THAT WAS OK. I KNO U GOT MORE..   

[TheBlackRevel]

Leena: Okay I'm ready Jeremy.
Jeremy: Okay let's get started.

1 minute later.

Leena: Uh, Jeremy.
Jeremy: Yes Madam Leena.
Leena: I think it's dead.
Jeremy: What?
Leena: IT'S DEAD.

Jeremy: Dicky's not dead he's right here.
Leena: Check to see if it'll wake up.
Jeremy: *shakes it twice* OMFG its broken. My point is broken.
Leena: Well let me sharpen it for you.
Jeremy: Nah, I'll take some Enzyte.
Leena: But...
Jeremy: Your blanket's not warm enough Betty.
Leena: Who the f*kc is Betty?
Jeremy: I was talking to your vagina.

[MistyM3]

lol it took me a min but i got it lol

[TheBlackRevel]

David: What do you call a purple-dressed imp with money, attitude, and sexual desires?
Paul: An evil sex machine.
David: No, a pimp.
Paul: I don't get your joke.
David: Whatever, now its your turn.

Paul: Okay. Who let's their water splash and helps firemen put out their fires?
David: Vaginal Swimmers
Paul: *sighs* The Hoes
David: Oh haha.
Henry: What the hell are you guys talking about?
David: Pimps n Hoes. The hoes burn those pimps to keep the devil's fire out.
Henry: Hey David.
David: Yes
Henry: Can you put out my fire?
David: Wtf? No
Henry: No seriously, my house is on fire.
David: What? Since when did your thing become a narrow castle?
Henry: Since the pimps screwed up my hose.
Paul: Nah dude, that's just *bleep* trying to reach out.
Henry: Who's *bleep*?
Paul: Ask Jeremy.