Indian Want Coffee

[cateyes1]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:






 






"Me want coffee."






 




The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."






 




He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....






 




The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts
 The buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal
 To splatter everywhere and then just walks out......






 




The next morning the Indian returns.
 He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
 Another male buffalo with the other.
 He walks up to the counter and says to
 The waiter:






 











 




"Me want coffee."






 





The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
 We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
 What was all that about, anyway?"






 




The Indian smiles and proudly says,






 





"Training for position in United States Congress.
 Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
 Leave mess for others to clean up.
 Disappear for rest of day."






 




NOVEMBER 2016 VOTE WISELY!

[sdenimandlace1]

That cute, even though its the truth.

[pmagalei]

Thanks for the coffee! That was funny. Somehow there might be some valuable lesson to learn from this Indian chief. Please me want more jokes from you. LOL Me laugh so hard except the shooting of the buffalo.

[vickysue]

It seems to  me that is about the way it goes, except for shooting the buffalo. But it seems that is about all  they get done in congress.  Sit around shoot the bull and let obama do whatever to heck he wants. I am just waiting for  the voting in 2016 and hopefully we have a better president then what we have now and one that will  help bring us back from the brink of disaster.

[camellia0]

Amen to that!

[torch71]

Funny.....must pass along.