Joke of the day :)

[demaina]

I can so relate to this joke.  My mom is very particular when I'm driving and while she doesn't say anything, she does things like gasp and place her hand on the dashboard if she thinks I'm following someone too close.  Thanks for the smile.

[jonhall37]

very funnny.....pry cause its true!!!

[tikihut5]

Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

[Nancy5]

That's really funny, I probably shouldn't let my husband read it, have to admit, I do that to him!

[mill8277]

Made me laugh this morning, I needed that.....have a wonderful day.....

[msmoneybags48]

That was too funny.  Thanks, cateyes1.

[thtrngng]

I can definitely relate to that, because no matter how I am driving my wife always have a suggestion for. Speed up, slow down, watch it, red light etc... The funny thing about all of this is that my wife do not know how to drive.

[debidoo]

  Ok that was a totally funny joke.     Having been married for 34 years that joke was so true and like I said sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.  Thanks for sharing - put a smile on my face first thing.   

[smckie]

Ok this is lame but since its Talk Like a Pirate Day here it goes...
What is a Pirates favorite letter?
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Wait for it....
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the letter Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

[jcribb16]

Lol, those are great!!!  I needed those chuckles, today! 

[jcribb16]

Simple joke:

"What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?"

"Ruff!"

[kingozzy]

dang I read this one already was hoping for a new joke

[jcribb16]

I'm enjoying reading the jokes! 

"Religious Cowboy"

"The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a goose walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the goose's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the goose. "Your name is written inside the cover." "

~Unknown~