Funniest Quotes from Children

[Penwoir]

The other day my youngest son came running into the kitchen rubbing the top of his head fiercely.  "What's the matter" I said. "Mommy I've heart my scallop"!   

[babyturtles23]

I was observing a kindergarten class and it was so cute because they thought they were cursing by saying "booty". Lol

[catherinedwhite]

My 4 year old is trying to learn how to tell a knock knock joke.
She just makes up stuff so am teaching her the banana one.
Orange you glad I shared this..... 

[Kirenisa]

Well a few days ago my younger sister was talking to my niece and my sister said when my niece walked in with out thinking or looking who it was.

"Hey Sexy!"
so she said "I'm not sexy? I'm Alexis!" she seemed very confused

[o2bnocn]

Haha, does anyone remember that show kids say the darnest things?

[carmen4]

A couple weeks ago: On returning from visiting grandparents, my younger siblings and I had a layover in Vegas, Nevada. While searching for a place to get lunch in the airport, we walked by a large group of slot machines and my 11 year old brother says: "Aw cooool! They have an arcade!" Hahaha. It was so hilarious how innocent and unknowing he was. I was like no, no.. you cant touch those theyre slot machines for adults only lol. I never realized he'd never seen one before. 

[bigedshult]

the othe day I saw a little blond head girl and I sad hello  blond then she sad I'm not blond my name is suse.

[mstevenson2]

because i said so funny dumb rude