Joke Of The Day 6/8

[dsine223]

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t feel a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!       

[colibai319]

lol.......it's always the mailman!

[loneranger999]

Good One

[crysdd]

That's cute. I'll have to try and remember that one. Except, when I tell jokes, I really screw them up. Nobody ever gets them...I leave out parts, tell the punchline first...then I just laugh like it's the funniest thing, and everyone's like "huh?" lol

[Rayshipooki]

That's cute. I'll have to try and remember that one. Except, when I tell jokes, I really screw them up. Nobody ever gets them...I leave out parts, tell the punchline first...then I just laugh like it's the funniest thing, and everyone's like "huh?" lol

lamo , im like that also, or i will remamber a joke on the train or the bus or standing on the line at a department store and start thinking about somthing funny laughing histerically, and eveyone stands there looking at me with a strange wierd look on there faces. Then i have to explain that it was a joke that i remembered and they would have to be there to knoe how funny it was.

[rwc650]

this was funny   , ima tell this to my brother, did u make the joke up or did u get it from somewhere.

[jester2dr]

That's cute. I'll have to try and remember that one. Except, when I tell jokes, I really screw them up. Nobody ever gets them...I leave out parts, tell the punchline first...then I just laugh like it's the funniest thing, and everyone's like "huh?" lol

lamo , im like that also, or i will remamber a joke on the train or the bus or standing on the line at a department store and start thinking about somthing funny laughing histerically, and eveyone stands there looking at me with a strange wierd look on there faces. Then i have to explain that it was a joke that i remembered and they would have to be there to knoe how funny it was.

i'm actually just the opposite, i can hear some one tell a joke, and mess it up really bad...

I figure out the missing parts, and retell the joke the way it was supposed to be told...... 

[trop8cana]

lol.......it's always the mailman!

lol......good one :wave:I agree

[crysdd]

That's cute. I'll have to try and remember that one. Except, when I tell jokes, I really screw them up. Nobody ever gets them...I leave out parts, tell the punchline first...then I just laugh like it's the funniest thing, and everyone's like "huh?" lol

lamo , im like that also, or i will remamber a joke on the train or the bus or standing on the line at a department store and start thinking about somthing funny laughing histerically, and eveyone stands there looking at me with a strange wierd look on there faces. Then i have to explain that it was a joke that i remembered and they would have to be there to knoe how funny it was.

LOL I do the same thing!

[crysdd]

That's cute. I'll have to try and remember that one. Except, when I tell jokes, I really screw them up. Nobody ever gets them...I leave out parts, tell the punchline first...then I just laugh like it's the funniest thing, and everyone's like "huh?" lol

lamo , im like that also, or i will remamber a joke on the train or the bus or standing on the line at a department store and start thinking about somthing funny laughing histerically, and eveyone stands there looking at me with a strange wierd look on there faces. Then i have to explain that it was a joke that i remembered and they would have to be there to knoe how funny it was.

i'm actually just the opposite, i can hear some one tell a joke, and mess it up really bad...

I figure out the missing parts, and retell the joke the way it was supposed to be told...... 

You have a gift my friend...lol. I need you to follow me around and "explain" me. Nobody gets me, sometimes. I see things differently...lol.  <--I  sure use alot of ......'s in my post, don't I?

[burnkate]

Lol yea I try to remember jokes but I really just can't do it ... no matter how hard I try I just can't ... They will all be like "WTF??!?!?!?" lol but I find that better seeing their expression then letting them hear a joke ...