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cateyes1

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CUTE :)
« on: February 06, 2013, 05:58:09 am »

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
 
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, smack his bum again!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2013, 06:05:49 am »
That is too cute.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2013, 06:08:43 am »
That is cute. Kids will always come up with interesting stuff since they process what they see within the boundries of what they know.  I will pass this story along. Thanks for the laugh.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2013, 06:12:25 am »
As Art Linkletter used to say, "Kids say the darndest things!"
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2013, 07:45:50 am »
That is great! I love to hear things that Kids say! They are so truthful
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2013, 09:00:35 am »
That's a cute story! Thanks for sharing!  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2013, 09:18:53 am »
thats pretty funny :)
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2013, 10:27:03 am »
Quote from: cateyes1 on February 06, 2013, 05:58:09 am
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
 
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, smack his bum again!"

This was a great story and a good chuckle!!!!! :)
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2013, 10:59:59 am »
Aw that is cute.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2013, 11:00:40 am »
very cute
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2013, 01:27:19 pm »
Cute!! Thanks for sharing.
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2013, 03:39:58 pm »
Ha Ha!!!! I am definitely going to tell that one to my friends.
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2013, 09:38:21 am »
that is cute
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2013, 09:59:34 am »
That cute and funny at da same time lol. :)  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2013, 10:03:50 am »
This is cute, and one story I can remember when I go to tell it.
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