A Man of Actions

[makingmoni]

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”

[sdecaro558]

Reminds me of other jokes like it - though I can't remember any of them off the top of my head.