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Topic: 2+2+2=7  (Read 725 times)

cateyes1

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2+2+2=7
« on: April 06, 2012, 09:04:27 am »
You gotta love him!

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where the in hell do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a cat at home!!!

 
 
 
 
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 11:51:02 am »
Haha!! Always count on kids to tell the blunt and honest truth!  ;D
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 05:54:19 pm »
That is soooo FUNNY. Thanks for the laugh
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 05:59:06 pm »
I have fun reading this funny piece of what a kid would do or say.
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 06:10:38 pm »
That reminded me of my teaching days!!
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SherylsShado

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 06:13:58 pm »
 ;D   thanks for the laugh today!!
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sportsjb2

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 06:44:08 pm »
wow this is funny thanks for sharing!
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ktheodos

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 07:13:27 pm »
Lol....thanks!
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awette26

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 07:13:58 pm »
Lol that was really funny thanks fo sharing
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 08:53:07 pm »
See? The kid knows what he's talking about  :)
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davidh121

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 11:20:07 pm »
That is a pretty good joke, but that also means the kid either doesn't have apples at home or at least doesn't help out with the grocery shopping to know what's available.
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Azanne07

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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2012, 07:09:26 am »
just gotta love kids
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2012, 07:14:13 am »
so cute  :) :cat:
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