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StacyDuh

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Child Custody Joke
« on: August 24, 2011, 10:49:37 pm »

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law said. "I am wearing my love dress."

"Love dress? But you're naked!" said the mother-in-law.

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

What are you doing?" he asked.

This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said.

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Re: Child Custody Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 06:02:42 am »
That is priceless. LOL, LOL, LOL I like this one very much.

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Re: Child Custody Joke
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2011, 06:06:33 am »
Couldn't figure out where this one was going til the end.  Great joke!

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Re: Child Custody Joke
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 07:29:07 am »
Funny.

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Re: Child Custody Joke
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 09:24:05 am »
That was funny but what does that have to do with child custody?

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Re: Child Custody Joke
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2011, 10:10:23 am »
 :D :D :D I like it!

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Re: Child Custody Joke
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2011, 01:13:46 pm »
funny....great....i'm savinh this one :notworthy:

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