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sflynt

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*Joke of the day*
« on: September 24, 2010, 10:03:36 am »
~Just a little humor for the forum~
Enjoy!




Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

 
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.


She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.

The room had candles and rose petals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."


So, Here I am.


 ;D Lol!!

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You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 10:06:43 am »
Hahahah...love it!!

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 10:45:24 am »
just LIKE a man !!!! hahaha

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 10:53:37 am »
Hahahah...love it!!

^_^ Lol! Thanks!!


just LIKE a man !!!! hahaha

That is for sure!! lol!!
That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 12:06:49 pm »
just LIKE a man !!!! hahaha

Any man who turns down lov'in for hunting deserves the castration the wife gives him when they come home. ^_^

But good joke!

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 12:45:10 pm »
hahaha that was FUNNY!! i will FOR SURE tell my husband!!

THANKS FOR THE NEW JOKE!

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 07:42:05 pm »
Thanks for the laugh! Do you post jokes everyday? I like jokes you can tell in mixed company. Some of the ones I know would be quite embarrassing to tell to a group (or post on here!)

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 10:30:24 pm »
Very funny.
That's one to pass on.

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 07:40:18 am »
Ha! ha! ha! that's a good one  ;D

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 09:59:35 am »
LMFAO! Oh god, thats awful, I'd kill my boyfriend if he did that haha.

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 10:21:52 am »
LOL and that's why you don't let a man tie you up and let them do whatever they want. It has to be the other way around. ;)

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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 10:40:56 am »
LOL and that's why you don't let a man tie you up and let them do whatever they want. It has to be the other way around. ;)

Definitely!!  ;D

LMFAO! Oh god, thats awful, I'd kill my boyfriend if he did that haha.

Me too!!!!!
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Re: *Joke of the day*
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 11:39:58 am »
 :o :o :o :o :o

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