What are some of your favorite Sayings or Universal Truths??

[freepcmoney]

#9. That makes about as much sense as *bleep* on a bore hog!! (copyrighted by me)

[aslesh]

Support Bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.

[cjobey99]

Evil is as Evil does, I don't even like that one, but this thread has knots.

[koolaid614]

i love this

[mgint]

do unto others as you would have them do unto you the golden rule.

[articx]

Find something you like to do, and find someone who will pay you to do it

If it's not broken, don't fix it.

[jneff0603]

"Nothing ruins the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love" --Charlie Brown

[SuperWeeGee]

The early bird gets the worm, but the late-rising worm gets to live!

[cavagrace]

There is no reality, only perception. (I think someone already said a version of this)

We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.  Wesley, The Princess Bride

There is a shortage of perfect *bleep* in the world. It would be a pity to loose yours. Wesley, The Princess Bride

Sins can be forgiven, but stupid is forever.

[freepcmoney]

Support Bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.

This is so FUNNY. It is true. Ha, Ha, Ha. Thanks for this one.

[MandieMc]

One of my personal favorites is "Karma is a b*tch" - so true, I've seen karma come back around on people in my life multiple times.  I even tell my friends when they do something I don't agree with that karma will come back to get them and sure enough, it always does :-)

I'm not sure this qualifies as a good saying or universal truth but my friends and I always tell one another when someone's shocked we knew how to do something "don't misunderestimate me"  regardless of what you think of Bush II you have to admit, misunderestimate is a classic non-word that's made it's way into the american vernacular.