Twisted Thoughts

[Blueyes49]

Hey guys, tell me your twisted thought for the day.  But keep it PG please! 

Here's my latest:
Yep, I'm plenty mad at BP these days.  However, I heard that Louisiana fishermen are asking us not to give up on their seafood.  Soooo, my first thought while driving home (Occasionally I do have thoughts), was that If I buy fish, at least I won't have to buy oil to fry the fish.

Also, I thought that if you are a mole, it's probably not a good idea to dig your tunnel across my dirt driveway. 

And, why is it that Dish Network advertises on Dish Network?

[aliakaraki97]

i dont have any twisted thoughts!!!!!