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Title: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: gaylasue on March 22, 2016, 11:50:37 am: Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: DwanaMR on March 22, 2016, 10:26:27 pm: I've wondered these time-wasting thoughts myself.
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Post by: southernhorizons on March 23, 2016, 09:52:52 am: LOL, some people have too much time on their hands! But those are really true observations.
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: catchow on March 23, 2016, 10:34:03 am: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
LOL! I do this all the time :)

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
In this house it does

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
Oh there is definitely a difference :)
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: luvh8tragedy87 on March 24, 2016, 04:50:28 pm: Ha, those are good. Especially the computer and refrigerator one. A lot of times I find myself wandering out to the kitchen even though I know nothing new has popped in there.
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: plennis on March 24, 2016, 10:17:33 pm: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: HA HA HA HA, lol these are really great observations. At our house we call them things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! LOL
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: sak4kat on March 25, 2016, 06:20:30 am: What a funny thread. When I finished reading each wasteful though I realized.... huh I've had that thought before too. The garage/sidwalk/curbside sale reminded me of another term I'd heard before that made me laugh. "Garbage sale."
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: masked_brown_guy on March 30, 2016, 01:02:46 pm: human beings love asking questions and not having them answered just to ride the high of ambiguity and enigmatic existence.
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Post by: Bigpar31 on March 30, 2016, 07:32:29 pm: Wow you got a lot of time on your hands than I do.
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Post by: clickers on March 30, 2016, 07:49:29 pm: They are all true stuff we all do.
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Post by: singletonb on March 30, 2016, 08:21:22 pm: love all the time-wasting thoughts.
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Post by: nmbrown863 on March 30, 2016, 08:37:54 pm: This was pretty funny!
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Post by: fjaz1 on March 31, 2016, 12:03:53 am: Why does a pound cake only weigh 13 ounces? 8)
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Post by: myfreebees316 on March 31, 2016, 06:57:33 pm: my version of time wasting thoughts is watching paint dry or a boring moving just to watch it no point no real reason
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Post by: tantricia44 on March 31, 2016, 11:58:08 pm: time, won't give me time!
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Post by: gaby_ro_2004 on April 01, 2016, 09:12:05 am: This is really funny!
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Post by: ljrjess69 on April 01, 2016, 09:15:06 am: yjings that make ya go hummm
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Post by: beatsdrop on April 01, 2016, 10:40:24 am: In Star Trek, Dr. McCoy never attempts CPR. He just checks for a pulse and says: Dead.
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Post by: natashaspy on April 01, 2016, 11:04:23 am: think I need an aspirin now lol...very clever thoughts, thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: Some Time-Wasting Thoughts
Post by: berthabutt on April 01, 2016, 11:41:47 am: Very funny thoughts. Made my day!