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Title: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: freepcmoney on September 05, 2011, 09:37:43 pm

Times are so hard these days that women are auctually having sex with their husbands.---------------------------------------------They can't afford batteries!!!

Title: Re: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: freepcmoney on September 07, 2011, 12:09:24 am

Apparently----NO BODY ON HERE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!! OH WELL,WHAT THE HELL!!

Title: Re: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: Falconer02 on September 07, 2011, 12:16:27 am

lol hmmm...

So I was in line at an ATM machine. This really old woman was infront of me and she asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her down to the ground! Get it!? HIYOOO!!!

(I know it's terrible but my friend said it in a Billy Crystal voice and I couldnt stop laughing)

Title: Re: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: twol on September 30, 2011, 03:36:01 pm

Hahaha good one  ;D

Title: Re: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: falcon9 on September 30, 2011, 04:46:17 pm

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass by a flower shop.
The brunette glances into the window and says, "Oh no!" The blonde exclaims, "What's wrong?"
The brunette says, "My boyfriend is inside the flower shop and he's buying flowers for me."
The blonde asks, "What's wrong with that? I think that's sweet!" The brunette replies, "Well, you
know what that means? Now I'll have to spend the next week on my back with my legs in the air!"

The blonde says, "Why don't you just use a vase?"

Title: Re: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: bschumacher on September 30, 2011, 09:38:58 pm

I wish I knew one!

Title: Re: Gotta a good joke??
Post by: Pewbsicle on September 30, 2011, 10:55:11 pm

jokes = overrated in my opinion :/

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Post by: davidf938 on October 01, 2011, 01:23:28 pm

Did you hear about the garbage man who thought he was the Lone Ranger? He went "To the dump,to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump".